Cedric from the Bedlam Bards has once again offered himself up to the highest bidder!

“Ni-Howdy, Browncoats,

I’mmmmmm back! Would you like to have Cedric from the Bedlam Bards perform at your local Can’t Stop the Serenity screening? Well, here’s how:

In order to raise both funds and awareness for Equality Now, I am auctioning myself on eBay. Well, technically, I’m auctioning a performance at the Can’t Stop the Serenity screening of your choice. Even better, the profits (minus a slight percentage for my time) from the auction go to the CSTS screening of your choice, so it’s a double whammy, but in a good way!

But wait, that’s not all! You also get steak knives. Steak knives? To heck with the gorram steak knives, you get something a lot shinier than that.

A number of Browncoat artisans and celebrities have come forward to donate these prizes which the auction winner GETS TO KEEP:  Items TBA.

Wow, if I weren’t ineligible, I’d be bidding just to win that stuff!

So here’s the info on the auction:

It will be on Ebay and the auction will start on March 3, 2009.

(We will send a reminder out so you know when to get ready, get set… BID!)

The listing lasts only 10 days, so bid early and bid often!

Please be sure to read the whole listing before bidding; the winner will have to pay the “shipping costs” for getting me to the screening and putting me up while in your part of the ‘verse.

I’ll see you at your screening,

Cedric
www.BedlamBards.com

P.S. Please feel free to spread the word and post this message everywhere you can. Let the whole gorram ‘verse know what we
Browncoats are doing!”